SkirtyLee

mrcomatoseoverthr:

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist

straightwhiteboystexting:

I LOVE WHEN YOU GUYS MAKE THESE THANK YOU

notnumbersix:

lotrlockedwhovian:

I WANT THIS AT WORK

What a fantastic sign!

notnumbersix:

lotrlockedwhovian:

I WANT THIS AT WORK

What a fantastic sign!

dreamerliveson:

I dont want to but i do but noo..

dreamerliveson:

I dont want to but i do but noo..

The ‘yes or no’ game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

realhumanbaby:

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed